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How De Du?
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Myrthful Animals Across Space and Time have sent in their introductions.  These gems of wit, wisdom and wildness are spread across four pages - view them all and see who else has said, "How De Du!?"

 

Grombolian Blypuff!

The Grombolian Blypuff

The Grombolian Blypuff was thought to be a mythical bird until a covey was sighted in 1955.  According to myth, the Blypuff outsmarts its enemies.  It acts like a chicken, squatting down in puddles in the rain.  When a fox or a weasel approaches, the Blypuff imitates a pundit and uses large vocabulary words such as "gonfalon" or "analemma."   The perplexed predators would slink away.  This story was immortalized when it was told as "How the Blypuff Got its Lexicon".

Jane Arnal

 

Pomona!
Pomona , the badger, is very fond of apples and festivals and fun.

Elizabeth Doutre

 

Dragonfly Lady
I am the Dragonfly Lady.   When I was a child, I was afraid of them - thinking they could stitch my mouth closed (we called them darning needles).  I was a talker.... 

Linda Milligan

 

Vandalin!
Vandalin of Tortonia says:
In my younger daze I was quite the racing turtle, but I'm slower moving now. I wander around in a daze still, never quite sure where I am or where I'm supposed to be. Keep moving, I'll get there eventually, even if I don't notice I've arrived and wander off again....

Victoria Deloy

 

Ma Mère l'Oye (Mother Goose)
Ma Mère l'Oye (Mother Goose) lives on Roquefort bog, among the Great Cocoa mountains, far north of the Carvonia planet.  Whenever she eats something starting with "CH" (cheese, cherries, chocolate, chutney, and of course, champagne!) she can transform herself into another animal, even a human if she wishes.  To come back to her goose shape, she must eat something ending with "CH".  She usually keeps a sandwich nearby, just in case.....

Louise Rocheleau

 

The Sigh-amiese!
When Sigh and Aimiese were born, their mother was in a cabbage patch.  When she saw them she was ashamed, not because they were conjoined twins, but because they were so tiny, they fit in the head of a cabbage.  So, she left them there and never returned.

They ate cabbage and grew plumper, but no bigger.  Now cabbage, as anyone can tell you, causes gas.  The little pigs were so filled with it, that one day, when they were laughing, they rose up into the air as natural as you please.   This tickled them so much that they began to dance on a sunbeam.

Now, Queen Goose happened to be passing by and she was so delighted by the attitude of the pigs in spite of their plight, she decided to gift them with the power to travel to other worlds.  They have been cavorting about in space ever since.

They do get into trouble from time to time and therefore have had to adopt a pet.  his name is K-9.  He isn't a real dog, but more of a computer, still, he watches out for them and is very devoted.  he isn't here because he is in the shop being up-graded.  he will be along later.

Roberta James

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